You Won't Like Most of It #121 (Tape 26)
the title song of the "You Won't Like Most of It Tape"
Elisha Zaporelostzi's first performances were the Open Stages put on by the Bytown Live in Ottawa Ontario, Canada. It is how Neil Young and Joni Mitchell started.
Phreap magazine is a one page thing that went around Ottawa in the 1980s. Now it is a web site;
http://home.att.ne.jp/blue/patchan
With the help of Joe-Charly Smith, Molly Ding, Calhoon-Fred Febealie, and Butter Jones I was able to put out Phreap magazine.
Story behind the song
This is the title song of the "You Won't Like Most of It Tape" played in Ottawa. (from my cassette Tape 26)
Lyrics
You Won't Like Most Of It - May 12 & 25, 1998 4/4 time/D/D/G/G
/D /D
Feeling / you just waist and / pine,
/G /G
Waiting in the line a long / time
/A /A
'Cause you is standing in life's / line
/A7
And you will soon be / out.
/D/D
You don't know what's at the / end of the line,
/F#m
But the / guy in front of you
/F#m
Seems to be really / anxious to get there,
/F#m
And the guy / behind you is saying
/Bm /Bm/Bm
"Hurry up, move / along."
/D /D
So / you stand out of / line
/G /G
And / then it comes to your / time.
/D /D
Now / you been through most of / it,
/G /G
And / you start to boast a / bit.
/open /Em
And you say / "You Won't Like / All Of It."
/open /Em
"You Won't Like / Most Of It."
'till finally we get the lunch bill signed.
I'll get out of the bind
and leave you with this line -don't that put you ahead?
"Hi all you chumps you all eating lunch
Hoggin' all your food, in the cafeteria eating lunch.
/open /Em
"You / Won't Like / Most Of It."
/D /D
Fill / your guts with / most of it,
/G /G
You / got to find something to / make it
/D /D
Go / down 'cause you are so / close to it.
/G /G
You / start to boast a / bit.
/open /Em
And you say / "You Won't Like / All Of It."
/open /Em
"You / Won't Like / Most Of It."
/open /Em
"You / Won't Like / Most Of It."
/D /D
"Hi all you / chumps" you all eating / lunch
/G /G
Hoggin? all your cafeteria / lunch.
/A /A
Look at them grunt and / munch
/A7
And you will soon be / out.
/D/D
Munch all the / clumps
/F#m
Eaten' all the / lumps.
/F#m
Sitten' talken' about / what's ever.
/F#m
Throwin' garbage and / junk
/Bm /Bm/Bm
at the other / bunch.
/D /D
Now if / you want to be / happie,
/G /G
You / might have to be / sad.
/D /D
Now / you been through / most of it,
/G /G
And / you start to boast a / bit.
/open/Em
So you say / "You Won't Like / All Of It."
/open/Em
"You / Won't Like / Most Of It."
/open /Em
"You / Won't Like / Most Of It."
/open Em /open Em /open Em
Oh no, /Oh no,/Oh no,
/open Em /open Em /open Em
/Oh no,/Total barf /Total barf
/ a a a a f# b / a a a a f# b
Got to get it through me.Got to get it through me.
/ a a a a f# b / a a a a f# b
Got to get it through me.Got to get it through me.
/ a a a a f# b / a a a a f# b
Got to get it through me.Got to get it through me.
/e12 e12 e12 e//e12 e12 e12 e/
Eat it all up. Eat it all up.
/e12 e12 e12 e//e12 e12 e12 e/
Eat it all up. Eat it all up.
/e12 e12 e//e12 e12 e/
Tot-al barf, Tot-al barf,
/e12 e12 e//e12 e12 e/
Tot-al barf, Tot-al barf,
/e12 e12 e//e12 e12 e/
Tot-al barf, Tot-al barf,
Recording History - September 12, 2021 (edited Tape 76 Hoot # 10 )
