Back when I used to date
I was looking for a perfect mate
She didn't need to be good looking
Just wanted some home cooking
I want some home cooking
It puts me in a good mood.
I want some home cooking.
I don't want no fast food.
I thought I'd found a perfect wife
I thought I'd love her all my life.
The first year we spread the love around
And put on a couple of pounds.
I had some home cooking
It put me in a good mood.
I had some home cooking.
I didn't eat no fast food.
Year two and our life has changed
Our married life is rearranged.
She no longer wants to bake
Says she got a headache.
I get no home cooking
I'm in such a bad mood.
I need some home cooking.
I thinking about fast food.
Year three and it's still the same
I'm getting hungry and she's to blame.
I found a place to drive through
Now I'm in a better mood.
I wanted home cooking
But my wife's not in the mood.
I got no home cooking.
So I go eat fast food.