The fox tried to reach
Some grapes up high
When he couldn't reach them
He claimed he hadn't tried
This truth was pointed out
That he had really tried
The fox spread the news
That the truth was just a lie
Don't listen to the fox
The fox said it had
A fair and balanced take
It shouted that the truth
Was actually fake
It claimed its emperor
Was really clothed
The fox said his shit
Smelled just like a rose
Don't listen to the fox
There's a moral to this tale
A simple, guiding rule
If you listen to the fox
You listen to a fool
Don't listen to the fox
