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How I Wish I were a Beagle
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I wrote this for my puppy Tigger when I was 17. It is relatively short, but extraordinarily repetitive and aggravating.
incedibly irritating
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pop, classic rock, old pop, beatles
In my teens, I wrote songs like a madman. In one year, when I was 16, I produced 11 albums worth of material. During the 6 year period between my 16th and 21st year, I produced approximately 700 songs. I have a hard time believing that figure myself, but at one point in my early twenties I counted them up and it came out to something slightly in excess of that figure. Since I've long since lost all the recordings and most of the written documentation, I can't go back and check the figures any longer. Now, admittedly, much of the material was truly, utterly terrible! It had to be; I started writing with a guitar in hand before I knew how to play chords! In fact, the first four albums were all noise, some of it very interesting noise -- at least we thought so. I say WE because I wasn't working alone; my best friend Steve MacKay was my partner in musical mayhem. Our band was called Garbage and that pretty much says it all. In fact, we knew we were horrible and reveled in the fact. Our attitude towards our music was interesting. We thought we were geniuses, but we also were scornful. The attitude was similar to how we felt about movies. We loved cheese. Japanese horror movies, Charlie Chan flicks -- anything horrible, we loved. As to our recordings, I knew every nuance of sound on those early tapes intimately well, because I listened to them endlessly. The first track we recorded was called Toilet Symphony. It had three principal parts. The first involved these soaring electronic sound effects we had recorded at The Ontario Science Centre; the second part involved sounds and music speeded up four or five times, so that it sounded like the flickering tinkling of a wind chime. The final portion was a native choral group chanting. You can see why that track -and indeed most of those tracks - are not now in existence.
Song Info
Genre
Pop Dance-Pop
Charts
Peak #21
Peak in subgenre #8
Author
W Cameron Bastedo
Rights
W. Cameron Bastedo
Uploaded
August 07, 2022
Track Files
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MP3 4.7 MB 320 kbps 2:04
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WAV 45.4 MB
Story behind the song
Tigger is one of four dogs I've had the pleasure of owning. He was the second dog our family had when I was a kid. He had an interesting personality, that included a paralyzing fear of tubas and balloons. Once, only once, I saw him do a classic pointer maneuver. I can still see it in my mind's eye.
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How I wish I were a beagle! That is something very regal! Yeah, I wanna be a beagle, Not an ibis or an eagle! Every day I would go to the park, I'd never miss a tree! You'd never hear me wimper or bark, Not a beagle like me! Now I think that I'm a beagle, Is it something we'd inveigle. I just wanna be a beagle, Not a turtle or a seagul! Every day I would be a good dog, Except of course when I'm not, You'd never have me tug on the leash, Except when we go for a walk! And that because I am a beagle, 'Cause it's moral and it's legal! I'm so proud to be a beagle, Not bugle or an eagle! Every time I hear a strange sound, I would perk up my ears! I can point with my tail and paw, Once every 2 or 3 years! And that proves I am a beagle, Not a dogfish or porbeagle! I'm so proud to be a beagle, Not crawfish or an eagle! I'm so glad I am a beagle, Not some lawyer's paralegal! I'm so stoked to be a beagle, Not creature like poor smeagle, Yes, I'm glad that I'm a beagle!
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