I Just Wanna Ride Bikes With You
An anthem for the lovers. An anthem for the rapists, too.
What can I say? You tell me.
Loops, hula hoops, and frootchoops.
Story behind the song
A song I wrote for my lover...my partner...my friend...my lady...my person I did things to and with and got things done to me by...then she left me, 6 months later, and I decided to post this heart-warming track. Enjoy, all you hopeless romantics out there.
Lyrics
I just wanna go to your house on my bike
And yell in to you if you want to take a hike
With me to the valley or into the forest
Prepare for just a bike ride or maybe just for the worst
Riding bikes is what I want to do with and/or to you
It depends on how it's taken as a phrase and if it's true
The way I mean it is this: "I just wanna ride bikes and date you"
And maybe stick my member inside yours or anally rape you
I am sincere, the sincerest that zombies come
And I'll come inside you on my bike and rape you with my thumb
Call me a romantic, or just call me Mikey
I'll be Mikey inside you and rape you with my house key
My name represents my family's heritage
We're a family of golf, and raping underage chicks with sandwedges
I yearn, I yearn to confide in you
To ride bikes with you, or to be inside of you
I hate to sound desperate, but baby
I just wanna take you into a cave and make you my chain-lady
I'll tie you to a post and penetrate you from behind
Maybe instead of a chain I'd hang you on a clothesline
And maybe instead of "Vagina" I'd call you "number 31"
And then I'll come inside you and I'll rape you with my thumb
Crap, I guess I forgot I already have a "31" in this cave
That man, that owner of Wendy's restaraunt, his name is Dave
Fuck it, I'll just kill him, as I have zero through thirty
And underneath where I've raped you twenty times it's surely dirty
Little do you know that you were raped over dead bodies
And little do you know it started when you rode bikes with me
