Its All About ME-OW (c)2004
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Lyrics
“ITS ALL ABOUT ME-OW”
Piper Kirk ©2003 (2004)
PARDON ME IF I SEEM UPTIGHT.
I DON’T MEAN TO BE IMPOLITE
I’D LIKE TO KEEP THIS BLACK AND WHITE
SO WE NEED TO GET A FEW THINGS SQUARE
‘ROUND HERE I’M THE PET SUPREME
FAMOUS LIKE A FELINE KING
ANTI ALMOST EVERYTHING…
AND HEY, DON’T BE DROOLING ON MY BEAR.
(br1)
THAT’S MY POOKIE, THAT’S MY TV
THAT’S MY AFTERNOON NAP BLANKIE
THERE’S REALLY NOTHIIN HERE FOR YOU, PAL
CAUSE ITS ALL ABOUT ME-OW.
I’M SOMETHING OF A PRIMA DONNA
ERADICATED PET PIRAHANA
HE VANISHED WITH JON’S GREEN IGUANA
HEY, YOU CAN NOT SLEEP IN MY BED!
I’VE PACKED UP YOUR PUPPY CHOW
SO GO AHEAD AND TAKE A BOW
‘CAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE LEAVIN’ ANYHOW
HAVE YOU HEARD ONE WORD I’VE SAID?
(br2)
THAT’S MY COFFEE, THAT’S MY LASAGNA
DAS VADANYA DON’T GET NONE ON YA
THERE’S REALLY NOTHIN HERE FOR YOU, PAL
‘CAUSE ITS ALL ABOUT ME-OW
I AM CAT, HEAR ME GROWL
YOU CAN’T BE THE BIG DOG
WHEN ITS ALL ABOUT ME-OW
SIT DOWN CAUSE THIS MAY MAKE YOU SICK
IF YOU STAY HERE HE’LL GET YOU FIXED
LET ME TELL YOU ITS NO PIC NIC
THERE’S NO FORK IN YOUR FAMILY TREE!
IF YOU HAD SOME RATIONALE
THEN THIS MIGHT MESS UP YOUR MORALE
YOU SEE ITS NOT A SAFE LOCALE
OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE A FLEA!
THAT’S MY FRIDGE AND APPLE FRITTER
OH GOOD GRIEF, YOU SNIFFED MY LITTER
DON’T GIVE ME THOSE BIG PUPPY EYES, PAL
‘CAUSE ITS ALL ABOUT ME-OW
I AM CAT, HEAR ME GROWL
YOU CAN’T BE THE BIG DOG…WHEN ITS ALL ABOUT ME-OW
