I had a hitman in the kitchen
And I gave him the following mission
I got someone I need you to kill
But first I gotta get her to change her will
I had a hitman in the kitchen
And I know it sounds unchristian
To act on this unholy desire
To find someone to do murder for hire
I had a hitman in the kitchen
And the payment was contingent
He'd get the other half when the job was done
I know how this works, I ain't that dumb
I had a hitman in the kitchen
Which is why I'm now in prison
I had my 15 minutes of fame
The hitman was a cop and the will never changed
