I make my dinner
It's terrible grub
My shirt got stained
I scrub and scrub
I kick off my shoes
My toe gets stubbed
All that I can do
Is offer it up
Offer it up
Offer it up
All that I can do
Is offer it up
I say something stupid
And sound like a chump
I drink some water
Start coughin' it up
I got a swear jar
And I yell, Fuck!
I golf over par
Because I can't putt
I got poison ivy
Trimming my shrubs
The drain is clogged
Inside my tub
