Anubis5 is a drop tone rhyme machine from the cybernetic boundary of space.
Hey, my name is Anubis5. I find female midgets with caked on make-up super attractive and I frequent strip clubs and pass out in bushes and in beautiful women's beds. I'm Southern Ontario's hip hop superhero and I wear colorful Nike's. When I was a kid I wanted to be like Marty McFly and today Marty McFly wants to be like Anubis5.
This one time I hit a deer with an Audi in Guelph and then a few months later, ate it.
Jeannie Stallone (Miss Nude Canada) and me used to see eachother in high school. I like monkeys.
http://www.myspace.com/anubis5
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