Based on "Funky Way" (instrumental) with original vocal added by Trevor - "thetworegs"
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Story behind the song
Funky Way original instrumental (over on original page) was used as a backer for Trevor's great vocal arrangement.
Lyrics
FUNKY HEART PROBLEMS lyrics & vocals by thetworegs
Eggs sausages bacon and beans thats all I think of eating
Thats all I want to eat but I cant with this diet that Im needing
I got to loose weight cause my tickers oh its all out of time
Its missing out
I gotta get myself in line
The cholesterol is high its weigh above the five
The blood pressure is too 190 over 95
The Dr says Im lucky, lucky to be alive
He give me a bunch of pills to try, to make me thrive
Statins and beta blockers to slow down the heart
the trouble is, they make me fart
Theyve take away my sex drive
Now I dont really want to be alive
Calling Mr smith
calling Mr.smith
can you please
go to the heart doctor, please
Thank you very much
Making sure I read all the papers that come with the pills
To see the adverse effects that can happen to me at will
Peeling skin on my balls, coughing blood up from my lungs, yellow stools and trouble will have begun
Well Ive been on the diet for nearly a year and havent lost a pound
Blood pressures still high and my heart it still pounds
I try to exercise but I cant walk more than10 feet
I think you can understand why I dont feel so upbeat
Did I just miss a beat
Eggs sausages bacon and beans thats all I think of eating
Thats all want to eat but I cant with this diet that Im needing
I got to loose weight cause my tickers oh its all out of time
Im missing out
I gotta get myself in line
The pounds there going to fall off, Im sure they will
It may take a little while but hey still
I dont like it at all I cant drink I cant smoke
Who am I kidding, I ain't got a f**kin' hope
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