George Potor plays acoustic guitar and sings. This is song 16 in the Seventeen Cent Croonie series. It follows the conclusion of the trial over the incident that took place at 17 Croonie Park Road. The trial is a travesty of corruption and deceit.
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Story behind the song
Mistrial describes the conclusion of the trial involving an incident that took place at 17 Croonie Park Road. A travesty of corruption, deceit, and lies.
Lyrics
In today's episode, we return to the courtroom for
Seventeen Croonie Park Road.
Had enough, its more than we can stand.
1
Juror Number Three suddenly taken ill
From the poison he ate.
Not a single alternates been sober in a week
And they cant find Juror Number eight.
Breckinfer Ames Lucky Mart stock
For anyone who tells a dirty lie.
No big deal, he says it in a tweet;
Its business not a bribe.
CHORUS:
Declare a Mistrial, excuse the jury.
This trial is nugatory,
Mistrial, aint it grand?
Had enough, its more than we can stand.
2
Housekeepers baby with Exeters attorney
Shouldve gotten him disbarred.
Skorchah disables camera at the gate,
Fabricates Owleisons scars.
Samurai swords, Tokugawa era,
From the Croonie Park Museum.
Pool boys caught sexting up the judge;
No one in the court has seen em.
CHORUS
3
Witness under threat to say they heard a shot
Even though there never was a sound.
Jury is afraid of Juror Number Nine;
She waves a little knife around.
Utracoins certainly a fraud;
Hes got no expertise.
Ancient Croonies, magic or not,
Still worth seventeen.
CHORUS
OUTRO:
This concludes Owleister Acres Daytime Television at
Seventeen Croonie Park Road
