Here are some resons I think James is dead: *On the cover of "Infirmity", James is the only one wearing a black sleepmask (the color of death). Everyone else's masks are blue. *In the song "Take a Whiff" James sings "No I will not be returning to these chambers anymore." *In the song "Vox" James sings "A gravelly whisper hissed from the tomb, beware beware the pink slacks of doom." *In the song "Red Taxi Sunset," Chris sings "The grim reaper James met." *On August 24, 2001 (the second day of Music Camp 3), James had a hangover so bad he claimed to have "witnessed death itself." *In the song "Don't Go Near The Clowns" James can be heard shouting "I want to kill some clowns," but the red smile painted over the murderer's mouth hides a snarling, twisted frown. *James played a black drumset. *James wrote many songs about meat, which is high in cholesterol, which can cause premature death. *James was white, the Korean symbolic color of death. *One week before Music Camp 3, James ate some kim chee, a Korean dish of pickled cabbage flavored with hot spices. *When he was 13, James enjoyed the TV sitcom M*A*S*H, which was set in the Korean war. *On August 24, 2001 (the second day of Music Camp 3), James had particularly severe diarrhea, which rhymes with Korea. *James was fond of the novel "The Diary of Anne Frank." *Frank was the last Cabinboy who saw James alive. *Frank had given James a bag of Doritos. *The county coroner announced after the autopsy that the only contents of James's stomach were a bag of Doritos and traces of potassium cyanide, a deadly chemical compound. *On the White Album, Doug sang "Why Me Lord," referring to James's last words.