Name: One Block Velveeta
Channel: Lyrics By Sundi Jo Graham
Description: Everybody knows you can't have a party without Ro-Tel dip. So, I'm helping Luke out and decided to sing a little song about it. Song Lyrics are Original. Music Adapted from "One Margarita" written by Michael Carter, Matt Dragstrem and Josh Thomps

One Block Velveeta

Tooty Mae Woolley

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Everybody knows you can't have a party without Ro-Tel dip. So, I'm helping Luke out and decided to sing a little song about it. Song Lyrics are Original. Music Adapted from "One Margarita" written by Michael Carter, Matt Dragstrem and Josh Thomps

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Tooty Mae Woolley

Hailing from rural Missouri, Tooty Mae loves Jesus, Dolly Parton, and poop jokes, but the woman refuses to let go of the 90s.

Hailing from rural Missouri, Tooty Mae loves Jesus, Dolly Parton, and poop jokes, but the woman refuses to let go of the 90s. Cashier at Woolleys Shopping Basket, the local grocery store owned by her grandpa three times removed, Tooty spends her days stocking shelves and leaving lipstick on the cheeks of regular patrons. But at night, you might find Tooty dancing to a Vanilla Ice song, teaching a Bible Study at the Independent Pentecostal First Baptist Fundamental Free Will Church of Christ, or strengthening her glutes on the thigh master. Tooty is single, but currently accepting applications for a husband. She likes long walks on the gravel bars of the Gasconade River, collecting Dolly Parton wigs on Ebay, and dancing to the Macarena.

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Genre

Country • Country General

Charts

Peak #90

Peak in subgenre #35

Author

Lyrics By Sundi Jo Graham

Uploaded

August 19, 2020

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MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 3:29

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