He walked on water with his battleship shoes
He fell in and electrocuted you
To feed the hungry, changed one fish to many
Using the Power of his gamma antennae!
The magic Jesus could cure the blind
With just one glare from his Cyclops eye!
Trying to hang him from the cross but the nails wouldn’t go though
So they had to use a power drill too
The spikes in his wrists shorted him out
Then he rebooted and danced all about
You though that computers were only a trend
But now Bill Gates is Jesus’ best friend
When Jesus was a fetus he could bend bars
Now he battles Satan and destroys stars
The lepers would be him to save their souls
He used his photon lasers to cure their holes!
Drinks oil when he’s thirsty, nuts and bolts to be fed
He’s got a good attitude and a beard on his head
Born in a tool shed on Christmas day,
He’s programmed to kill you if you are gay!
