A song about a girl named Anne and all her boyfriends, which all had some issues with missing pieces. It's a fun and humorous little song, one of many sung by Jester the Myna.
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A song about a girl named Anne and all her boyfriends, which all had some issues with missing pieces. It's a fun and humorous little song, one of many sung by Jester the Myna.
Lyrics
Her name was Anne, she couldnt stand
To go through life without a man
But all the guys she loved so well
Were missing pieces of themselves
She had a beau, his name was Mo
He had no legs to come or go
She carried him both to and fro
To keep her man from dragging so.
She had a friend, his name was Ben
He had no hands to carry in
She tied his things around his throat
Until poor Ben, he up and croaked.
She had a pal, his name was Al
He had no heart to love the gal
She gave a mirror to the knave
So he could love himself all day.
She had a mate, his name was Nate
He had no lips to kiss her pate
She stuck two feathers up his nose,
So he could kiss her face with those.
She had a man, his name was Dan
He had no brains to scheme and plan
Too dumb to cheat on his poor wife,
She loved him dear throughout his life.
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