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Its UK Hip-Hop but not as you know it...
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #3,603
Peak in subgenre #2,026
Author
Mink-C
Rights
Mink-C
Uploaded
July 11, 2004
Track Files
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
yo, i'm making records that your mother won't like
i'm the reason all you rap fuckers stay on the mic
i'm the reason michael jackson tried to look more white
stick on my jam, yeah, ya know it ain't shite
i'm the reason your bitch gets hot,
if i wasn't rapping white kids would listen to rock
i'm the reason teenage school girls masturbate
i'm the reason MCs hate when they step to the plate
ain't no dancer, ain't no singer
lift 100 pound dumbell weights with my fingers
tear my shirt off, like tarzan start beatin my chest
i'm the reason rappers ringing in sick with stress
i'm the reason crime rates are high, the reason chickens can't fly
i'm the reason your wife calls by,
i won't lie, walks right in and starts unzippin my fly
ten minutes later in the bathroom wipin cum from her eye
i'm the reason people wanna stay livin
i'm the reason yanks are thankful of my ass on thanksgiving
not a apologist nor a papist ike the pope
smoked a spliff years ago so they called grass dope
i'm the reason bitches wash their minges out with soap
and in a battle, i'm a kill that shit dead, like bob hope
i'm funky like a smell and graceful like a gazelle
and i'm the reason for the shirt size double-XL
i'm the reason rappers havin nightmares in their sleep
i'm the reason cats put woofers up in their jeeps
compared to my shit, limp bizkits nothing but a limp wrist
i'm the reason ron jeremy can't claim to be the biggest
I call myself Mink because I murder mics with the ink
i'm the reason heads are hating NSYNC, blink and pink
more tasty than a buffet, more creative than clay
i'm the reason geisha girls are told to bow and obey
meet a bitch, I do the money shot and get on my way
i'm the reason that the internet exists nowadays
cop my shit for free, treat them joints like gold
while other rappers rhymes so old they gettin covered in mould
i'm the reason for surrender in a world war
reason for an encore, reason that the crowd want more
detonate like C4, i don't care anymore
use my thunder like thor, bust through a new jacks door
words like bullets thats the reason that they hitting the floor
while i flop my penis out and take a piss on their decor
i'm the reason gun sales are high
and if you look up at the cloud formation you can see my face in the sky!
i'm the reason research taking place into human cloning
i'm the reason when you phoning your wife you hear her moaning
i'm the reason bitches getting raped in parks at night
leave your daughter with me she'll be fucking tonight
i'm the reason people lockin their doors
and i'm the reason bodies killed and buried in the night on the moors
i'm the reason all you knuckleheads still checking this song
and my dicks so long sometimes have to wear a sarong
every year i rock my crazy rhymes drunk in the weisen
so if you hear me pass out, you know the reason
don't need to do yoga to understand my position
i'm the reason raps so lame because i killed the competition
just the other day i sent your wife a bunch of roses
parted her legs so easy, should change my name to moses
she licked my ass so well, i'll give her ten out of ten
i'm the reason that you'll never trust that dirty freak again
and even though she cries and promises to be good
you keep seeing my car driving round your neighborhood
so you think you the big super hero, im the baddy
you don't know the half even your son he calls me daddy
she does all my laundry, and I'm the reason for that
yesterday i put my cock in, almost poked out her back
eleven inch monster, technique like a porn star
i'm the reason every day her pussys red like a lobster
i'm the reason divorce courts exist
i'm the reason that her pussys damn near shaped like a fist
i'm the reason you like my celtic style of rap spit
ah fuck it, i'm the reason that the universe exists!
