I saw your mama at the grocery store
I tried to get close, tried to catch a peek
tried to get just a little bit more
everything looked fine, everything from here
check the back, check the middle
and check the side, oh, but don't forget about that rear
manuever then slide
and move around to swing and check the front
your back is so fine, can I get a price check on the rump?
now look here man, I don't mean no disrespect
but when you mama turned around
I had to throw a hockey check on yo mama
right about then, everything went haywire
her breath was so bad
the trick could have melted a steel belted radial tire
you hit it with the ugly stick
and if butter was in short supply
I'm sure your mama's teeth would be sure to oblige
