It's Hard To Be Gay (When You're A Mouse)
The first song we ever wrote, about all the mice Hannan used to have. A band favourite.
Ska-Punk-Rock-Indie-Surf-Comedy from Exeter, Devon, UK.
Story behind the song
The first song we ever wrote, about all the mice Hannan used to have. A band favourite.
Lyrics
I had a mouse called Judy
She died, which wasn't nice
But now she's up in heaven
With all my other mice
I had a mouse called Kranky
He was into S and M
One time he tried to spank me
So I had to kill him
I had a mouse called Lister
He was useful with his tool
He mated with his sister
Now he's dead, the fucking fool
I had a mouse called Jerry
He only lived three days
He never seemed too merry
Perhaps he was secretly gay...
'Cos it's hard to be gay
When you're a mouse
It's hard to be gay when you're a mouse
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