Holiday Song for people who don't like the holidays
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Lyrics
Aunt Janet told me that she wasn’t feeling good
She wasn’t looking forward to the holidays like she should
I said to Aunt Janet I’m sorry that you’re blue
But you know a lot of people feel the same as you
CHORUS
It’s okay if you feel like this special time of year
Isn’t half as fun as having forks stuck in your ear
If you want to you can have a really rotten day
And I wish you a happy unhappy holiday
You can eat all the menorah candles if you dare
or hang your dirty socks up on the mantle cuz who cares?
You can even hope St. Nick gets stuck in your chimney
and light a fire in the fireplace – is he flammable? let’s see!
If Kwanza celebrations are starting to annoy you
you could just tell people that you have too much to do
and if you couldn’t stand one more party or a potluck
if you wanted you could tell all those people to get lost
If your relatives and friends start to get you down
and you’re sick of dressing up in fancy evening gowns
or you just want some time to be all alone
you can stay home instead and send out your clone
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