Professor Incubus - Totally Ripped Out a Fart
Parody of Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse Of The Heart
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Story behind the song
This is one of those parodies that pretty much writes itself. After hearing the original song, I decided to write this parody of it.
Lyrics
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I eat some chili con carne
And the air becomes so foul
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I eat some brocolli cassarole
Then gas starts to escape from my rear
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit gassy
From the food I like to eat all the time
(Turn and run)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
That methane gas will make you go blind
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
Every now and then I blow a fart
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
I hope to god that I don't drop a shart!
And I need Beano tonight!
And I need it more than ever!
So I clinch and hold it tight
But I can't do this forever
And I don't mean to be impolite
But the odor is strong
My sphincter cannot take it to the end of the line
The smell that I've created is a odorous crime
I don't know what to do, I'm always gonna fart
My ass is like a powder keg, don't need any sparks
I don't need this tonight!
This pressures gotta ease tonight
Air freshener would make things right
Once upon a time, I was eating some grub
But Now my ass is falling apart
There's nothing I can do
Cause I totally ripped out a fart
Once upon a time there was white in my tights
But now I'm only sporting skidmarks
So I just sit and pray
That it doesn't result in a shart
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
Every now and then I blow a fart
(Turn and run, from my brown eye)
I hope to god that I don't not shart!
And I need Beano tonight!
And I need it more than ever!
So I clinch and hold it tight
But I can't do this forever
And I don't mean to be impolite
But the odor is strong
My sphincter cannot take it to the end of the line
The smell that I've created is a odorous crime
I don't know what to do, I'm always gonna fart
My ass is like a powder keg, don't need any sparks
I don't need this tonight!
This pressures gotta ease tonight
Air freshener would make things right
Once upon a time, I was eating some grub
But Now my ass is falling apart
There's nothing I can do
Cause I totally ripped out a fart
I totally ripped out a fart
I really hope that I don't shart
