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Damital
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Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired? Damital!
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I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky. My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child
I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky. My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child to some stuff I heard yesterday. I was a full time, working musician for over twenty years; doing clubs and concerts all over the eastern U.S., but mainly in Kentucky, Tennessee, Indiana, Ohio, and Florida. I have played every kind of venue; from the smallest, seediest club to 10,000 seat concert halls. Loved every minute of it. I also spent many hours in various studios as both musician and producer on a variety of projects. I am now a part time musician; I divide my musical time between writing and recording my own songs and playing with a great bunch of musicians in a band called "The Grandees". I write songs primarily to make you shake your money maker. I'm not deep, and I'm certainly no virtuoso. I just want you to have a good time. The songs I have here are from my second solo CD, titled "The Twisted Tale Of The Honky Tonk Monkey", which is available at CDBaby.com and my upcoming CD "Bad Choices Make Good Stories". My first CD, "All Night Radio", is available at CD Baby and fine CD discount bins everywhere. Thank you for visiting, and... TURN IT UP!!!!!
Song Info
Genre
Country • Alternative Country
Charts
#1,188 today Peak #91
#142 in subgenre Peak #17
Author
RS Cain
Rights
2018 RS Cain/Bear In The Woods Music
Uploaded
November 08, 2018
Track Files
MP3
MP3 10.5 MB • 320 kbps • 4:36
Lossless
WAV 46.3 MB
Story behind the song
It seems like there is a new disease every day, which of course requires a new "medication". A lot of these "illnesses" are particularly hard on your wallet. Maybe we should just heal ourselves a bit... No disrespect is intended for anyone with a genuine medical issue.
Lyrics
If you've got Groat's Disease Nothritis in your knees Neurodermatitus Or Amoria Phlebitus Bonerplasia Or plaxogrammaphasia Dry Ditch Fever Or DarKosis in your beaver If your johnson's got a wave 'Bout to send you to your grave You can cure it all With a healthy dose of Damital Now there's so many ills And man they got the pills The pills make you fine Until you lose your mind So you get an injection Which causes an infection Then they sell you lotions And other costly potions They can change your sex But they still can't change your ex Cure it all With a healthy dose of Damital Cosmic Rust got your dongle in the dust Mandular extrusion, sexual confusion Descolada, craving cheese furtadas Ain't no pill or shot No goat hair juju in a knot No cream or solution You rub on a contusion No salve or balm Or drink to keep you calm No hot designer drug To keep you warm and snug If your itch got no scratch And your attitude's a match Lose your stress and doubt With a well deserved timeout Damital
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