Professor Incubus - Fast Train To AARPville
Parody of The Monkees Last Train To Clarksville
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Story behind the song
I recently turned 50 and so I came up with the idea to write this parody. For those of you who are 50 or over, you most likely know about AARP and how they badger you to sign up with them.
Lyrics
"Take the fast train to AARPville
and Join our administration!"
The techniques we use are dirty
and a constant irritation
Oh no no, please go go go, I just said no
Cause when I come home in the evening
And check my email again
I find 15 more AARP emails
And it's driving my insane
and I told them no, Oh no no no, they just won't go
But they won't accept my answer if it's NO....
Skip the fast train to AARPville
Cause they say no obligation
But they'll send a lot more spam and junk mail
And a lot more aggravation
No, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
They harassed me at AARPville
Cause they just called on the phone
But I can't talk now. I'm at the office
So just leave me alone
A la la lone, hang up the phone, leave me alone!
But they won't because my answer still is NO!
"Take the fast train to AARPville
and Join our administration!"
The techniques we use are dirty
and a constant irritation
Oh no no, please go go go, I just said no
But they won't accept my answer if it's NO....
Skip the rat race for AARPville
They harass me at AARPville
Skip the rat race for AARPville
They harass me at AARPville
