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The Day They Altered All The Aisles In Aldi
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Songs from Trouble at' Mill + other regulars at Gregson Lane Folk Club
TROUBLE at' MILL are a popular folk band who hail from the village of Gregson Lane which lies between Preston & Blackburn. The band consists of husband and wife team - Graham & Bernadette Dixon, for larger gigs we use a bass player and second guitarist The fact that Graham & Bernadette have, for the past 20 years, been organisers of the very popular GREGSON LANE FOLK CLUB is testament to their dedication & enthusiasm in both performing and promoting folk music. The band are very busy and always have a full diary with gigs in theatres, village halls, pubs, clubs and even shopping centres. These activities quite often involve giving 'Joe Public' his first taste of live Folk Music and consequently explaining about the delights of going to a Folk Club to see more of the same. Unashamedly concentrating on the 'popular' folk songs, TROUBLE at' MILL always place the emphasis on entertainment and make a point of not taking themselves too seriously. Their goal is to send the audience home with both, a smile on its face and an urge to seek out more live folk music.
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Genre
Acoustic • Acoustic Folk
Charts
Peak #88
Peak in subgenre #11
Author
Graham Dixon
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Graham Dixon
Uploaded
August 18, 2017
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MP3 4.6 MB • 160 kbps • 4:01
Story behind the song
Result of a horrendous experience at Aldi in Bamber Bridge - refurbished
Lyrics
The day they altered all the aisles in Aldi We wandered round like homeless refugees We couldn't find the butter for our crumpets And we couldn't find the packs of Lanky cheese Customers screamed out in desperation Why don't they leave things just the way the were Trolleys crashed and shopping list were screwed up And the manager was tearing out his hair The staff are trying their best to give directions Even thought they are receiving lots of flak They've had to set up base camp by the checkout To make sure that they can find their own way back The frozen food is hiding high above you So unless your with somebody very tall You need to bring your crampons and your ice axe All the freezers are now fitted up the wall There's a woman in the aisle just by the bog rolls Distraught with tears running down both cheeks She sent her kids to find digestive biscuits She's not seen them now for nigh on near a week We've been lost in Aldi now since Friday morning Need to let the outside world know that we're in here We thought we'd try a message in a bottle But we can't find were theyve move the bloody beer As time goes by we''ll all become accustomed We accept if there's no pain there is no gain And we'll just get used to all the new positions Then they'll move the bloody lot around again So we've had our whinge and criticised the system But we'll all stick fast with Aldi in the end 'cause if we shop at Asda, Morrisons or Sainsburys We won't have any money left to spend
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