Ms. Claus Got Bent Over by a Reindeer
Sexually explicit adaptation of Elmo and Patsy's "Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer"
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Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
Inhibitions flew right out the door.
Now Ms. Claus always had been open-minded,
But no one had a clue she's such a whore.
That night she was so freaking wasted,
She stripped down all the way to tits and muff.
Askin' folks "This all you want for Christmas?"
And singin' "Santa Baby" in the buff!
Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.
She was sprawled out nude on the pool table,
When Dancer took his tongue, two inches thick,
Well, he licked on her G-spot till she squirted,
He pleased her so much better than St. Nick
Then that deer whipped out his beastly member,
Stood erect upon his two hind legs.
Bent Ms. Claus down over a barstool,
To pound her swollen twat until she begged!
Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.
It became a reindeer orgy
As Dasher, Prancer, Vixen fucked her too.
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen followed,
Till Mrs. Claus was full of reindeer goo!
Santa uses a jet powered sleigh now.
When delivering the goods.
The reindeer all retired, saying "Hey now,
We'll stay right here and slip Ms. Claus the wood!"
Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.
Ms. Claus got bent over by a reindeer
At a swingers party Christmas Eve.
I always thought those reindeer were quite freaky,
But what they did to her you won't believe.
