I Love Cliches (Words and Music by Tom Gardiser)
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Story behind the song
Inspired by a radio station broadcast.
Lyrics
Well I decided to go whole hog,
So I quit my job making toothpicks out of logs
Turnabout is fair play, but I’m saving for a rainy day
I Love Clichés (I Love Clichés), I said I Love Clichés (I Love Clichés) I Love Clichés
Actions, you know, speak louder than words
It’s all Greek to me, it’s for the birds
It’s like looking in a needle for some hay
Listen to what I say,
I love clichés (I Love Clichés), I said I love clichés (I Love Clichés),
I really, really, really, really, really love clichés listen here,
Abandon all hope all ye who enter here, you may fall, head over heels
By hook or by crook I’m the ace in the hole
I’m so bad, I’m losing control
Can’t see the forest for the trees,
Guess I’ve got that Hoof and Mouth Disease
Well I always get the short end of the stick
I can’t seem to stop from flicking my bic
Any port in the storm is for me, but to add insult to injury
She said I wasn’t worth a plug nickel
Well Peter Piper picked a peck a heck of my pickle
(I Love Clichés) I believe there will come a day
(I Love Clichés) when everybody will love clichés.
(I Love Clichés) I most certainly do, (I Love Clichés) Word, and so do you