Name: Drunks Against Madd Mothers
Duration: 3 min 49 s
Channel: Johnny Wilde
Description: "Drunks Against Madd Mothers" is a song by Drunk and Disorderly. Another song title swiped from a T-shirt slogan

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Drunk and Disorderly

Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

Peak #7

Peak in subgenre #1

Author

Johnny Wilde

Rights

2004

Uploaded

January 06, 2009

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:49

Story behind the song

A T-shirt slogan inspired this tune....then Bryan called in the middle of the night...drunk on his ass, in jail, and thus we had our intro....

Lyrics

Well I was mindin' my business best as I could
 Sittin'  on my favorite  stool
 Drinkin' my whiskey and feelin' good
 Wipin  up a puddle of drool

 Watchin' TV, I order a shot, 
 And I  call my bookies  phone
 take my money, it's all I've got
 Bet a longshot nag on the nose
break
 Well that gum-legged sway-backed mule came in
 And I won me a thousand  bucks
 Now you're  drinkin' on me, your new best friend
 Your pal with all the luck

 Now there's women outside with protest signs
 That say we shouldn't drink
 So I down a shot and head outdoors
 And tell 'em what I think…

 We're drunks against mad mothers
 A booze soaked society
 DAMM  Drunks against mad mothers
 Why dontcha quit hasslin' me     

 Now I'm  drivin' home on the sidewalk
 Never thinkin' that I should  quit
 Got me a bumpersticker
 Dial one eight hundred eat sh** 

 I say take them signs and stick em
 Up where that sun don't  shine
 You can be MADD all you want to
 Keep away from my whiskey and wine

 We're drunks against mad mothers
 A booze soaked society
 DAMM  Drunks against mad mothers
 Why doncha quit hasslin' me

 We're drunks against mad mothers
 Yes I'll have just one more
 DAMM  Drunks against mad mothers
 We're crawlin' out the door    

 We're drunks against mad mothers
 A booze soaked society
 DAMM  Drunks against mad mothers
 Why dontcha quit hasslin' me   

 Drunks against mad mothers
 Sleepin' on the  floor
 DAMM  Drunks against mad mothers
 Crawlin' out the door