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Peak #140
#161 in subgenre
Peak #11
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November 30, 2016
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Lyrics
St. Nick was in his stroller
and the reindeer were there too
and that’s when it all first happened
tinsel and garlands and trees and stars
and turkeys and elves and cookies!
It was the first Xmas
the very very very first Xmas
St. Nick said call me Santa Claus
from now on if you please
and send me letters saying what you want
for Xmas day presents and I’ll bring them for free
because I’m generous like that
St. Nicholas was Polish, not polish, and not polished
and I heard he had an extra thumb
he ate lots of cookies and drank Coca Cola too
and he even wore a red velvet coat
The star of David shined so bright it nearly made us blind
on the night the magi came to see St. Nick
they brought him jammies and a Rubik’s cube too
and incense, but, who cares about that?
St. Nicholas was debonair – yes he was!
Cary Grant had nothing on this guy
he wooed ol Missus Claus and Rosemary too
I think? With his pipe and his twinkle eye
Xmas is a celebration you all know it’s true
it’s the bestest of the bestest days of all!
Eat turkey and play xylophones, cause only
once a year is it legal to play xylophones
The first Xmas was a miracle it’s true!
A lot of people showed up with nothing to do
Hey! What are you doing here? They couldn’t say
Oh well! Let’s open presents and stuff!
Why do all the lions and the lambs and lemurs and lemmings
and lemons and limes and legos?
I don’t know — it has to be because they all
came from the first Xmas
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