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Song about the greatest actor on the face of the planet earth.
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Rap/Comedy. Guaranteed to make you cream yourself.
We do comedy songs, usually of the rap variety. We're hardcore as hell, cuz we grew up on the streets.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #27
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
MC Jerk 'N Squirt
Rights
2009
Uploaded
November 19, 2016
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.8 MB • 160 kbps • 3:18
Story behind the song
J-ing off to Shia
Lyrics
Lyrics: Shia LaBeouf the best actor on earth His gargantuan penis is of incredible girth He rapes grizzly bears and they come back for more Fuck me shia, megan fox is a whore Forget your Eagle Eye I just want your brown one Spread your creamy goodness on my face son When I watch all your movies I scream like a kid Nothing makes my cock as hard as even stevens did Chorus: Shia LaBeouf The man whose dick is rough I just can't get enough Of that sticky stuff He rams it down your muff Dayum those balls are buff You know that I don't bluff His pubes are really tough When I saw Wall Street 2 it tightened my pants Starring at your hot bod really puts me in a trance Disturbia ruled, yeah that shit was the bomb You know every time I watch it I stroke my schlong Then there's transformers that movie was sick Did I tell you that I'm Indiana Jonesin for your dick? The greatest game ever played, man that film was a blast I wish you'd take that golf club and ram it up my ass Chorus Yeah you're one hot jew, and your body's perfection When I see you on my TV screen I get an erection You know that I'm no homo, but I just gotta say That I jack off to your poster at least 3 times a day I'd like to taste your balls, I bet they're salty and dank I'll stick my face in your ass so I can smell your stank Then shit on my chest and rub it in with your butt I'll do anything you want baby I'm your filthy slut
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