It's February bitch, the month of black history
So take it off and show your fucking tits to me
Free them jugs like you're Harriet Tubman
Whip off your shirt and there won't be no strugglin'
I'm Samuel L. Jackson, real American hero
Biggest black-dicked mother fucker in this show
Protecting our country from those snakes on a plane
Making sweet love to bitches till they scream out in pain
That's right I'm also a Jedi, watch my lightsaber slice
As I use my mind tricks and my nuts to entice
When I tbag your face I'll break all of your noses
Then I'll part your red cheeks cuz I'm the black Moses
Black history
It's the one time of year , when all the world remembers that black people are here
Black history
Let them all have a voice after all we know it's true they didn't come here by choice
Hey yo it's Rick James bitch the first funk master
Making money from music so I can get my drugs faster
I'm a real Super Freak just got high at two thirty
I party all the time just ask Eddy Murphy
Yo the name's Morgan Freeman and I once played God
You know all the ladies long my fucking foot long rod
I was smokin' a blunt while I was drivin' miss daisy
Got high off my ass to narrate Million Dollar Baby
Member the Dark Knight, yeah I was high then too
And one thing on my Bucket List is going to the Zoo
Black history
Fuck you crackas and jews if we play you in sports you know that you'll lose
Black history
Yeah we're tough like statics, shootin you down like you're Crispus Attucks
Yeah I'm Will Smith and I don't always act black
Cuz my lyrics are clean and I don't smoke crack
In my movie Hancock I had all kinds of power
But in most other movies I just stand naked in the shower
It's Tiger Woods and yes, I'm half Asian
But you know I'm half black by the white chicks I'm banging
I dominate at golf showing whitey whats up
But I also crashed my car and my wife beat me up
Black history
This song was mean to inform and stop racism from becoming the norm
Black history
Yeah fried chicken's the bomb I'd rather be eatin' it than singing this song.
