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Rap/Comedy. Guaranteed to make you cream yourself.
We do comedy songs, usually of the rap variety. We're hardcore as hell, cuz we grew up on the streets.
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #14
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
MC Jerk 'N Squirt, Grandfather Time
Rights
2010
Uploaded
November 19, 2016
Track Files
MP3
MP3 4.9 MB • 160 kbps • 4:16
Lyrics
T-bag's back with rhymes that flow
so get ready mother fuckers cuz here we go
T-bag's back with rhymes that kill
our dick and our balls are a three course meal
I'm MC Jerk n Squirt and my nutz are fuckin' huge
they'll be bouncing on your chin while you're garglin' my splooge
Yeah I don't shave my pubes so that shit is always growin
just whip out your titties and get started on the blowin'
My lyrics are smooth just like the tip of my dick
just kidding I got herpes and that shit looks sick
When I shoot out my load it's green and stanky
and I got several sores all over my wanky
It burns really bad when I start to pee
and there's usually blood on my toilet seat
It smells like hell when the puss seeps out
my wiener looks like it covered in sauerkraut
T-bag's back and we got the guts
so lay down bitch and sniff our butts
Yo t-bag's here and our nutz are saggy
when we put em in your mouth they make you gaggy
Hey I'm K-money and I got the guns
So get on the ground and spread your buns
Try not to scream when I start to cram it
I want your butthole tight when I cream god dammit
Suck on my schlong yeah my dank ass dong
Then sit on my dick when I'm hittin the bong
I'll put a gun to your head while you're suckin my wang
Just don't bite my nutz, it's not cool meng
If I fell any teeth I'll smack you in the tits
Then I'll get a saw and chop your body into little bits
When I throw you in the lake your body will be bobbin
That kind of sick shit really gets my boner throbbin
t-bag's back and we got red rockets
stickin' our dicks inside light sockets
t-bag's the shit and we're horny as hell
we'll chop off your head and throw your body down a well
T-diddy's back and I make every pussy cream
my dick's so hot that it's starting to steam
If all goes as planned I'll be lickin' your lips
just take off your shirt so I can squeeze those fuckin' nips
I'm gonna makes a mess so get some fuckin towels
prepare your face it's where I'm gonna void my bowels
My diarrhea flows like the Amazon river
covering you in shit and making you quiver
And after all that, you'll get a golden shower
as I put on my robe and I scream WHITE POWER
I'll do a lotta crack and I'll snort it from your ass
then I'll stick my dick right in and I'll smoke a lil grass
T-bag's back with lyrics to spit
We get all hard when our joints get lit
T-bag's here and we're high on acid
LSD makes our weenies real flaccid
Yo it's Grandfather Tyme but you can call me big easy
I fuck fat chicks that are all cheesy
Whip out my dick and make you all queasy
when I fart in your face it's gonna get breezy
I spit negative connotations that bring the wars of nations
I started the quake that brought the Haitians
To their knees then I give em a take of my dick
with a deadly disease that makes them sick
They call my hillside strangla, I'm crazy like Dr. Mangle
whip out my dick gonna get some poon tangla
Like a nuclear physicist I'll eat your tits
I got tunnel vision like a gynecologist
