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My Dog Bart
2016 Nick Pellecchia
We adopted a dog a few years ago
He fit in your hand wagged to and fro
The look in his eyes said you can't do better than me
Well it took him a while to learn his name
We'd call it out but he never came
He'd just walk by and add a brand new carpet stain
My dog Bart
He's not so smart
We'll never part
It's plain to see
That he's a friend to me
My dog Bart
As time pasted by he started to grow
I did realize he'd in hail al-po
He was getting so large that he'd soon be bigger than me
He'd come in the house with dirt on his nose
He loves the back yarn digging great big holes
The fence came down cause he dug up the gash darn poles
My dog Bart
Off to a rocky start
We'll never part
It's plain to see
That he's a friend to me
My dog Bart
Now the other day he was sniffing around
Found some bees living under the ground
His face blew up and I did know what it could be
Vet said these pill would be our best bet
This great advise left me in serious debt
But the swelling went down and he looks much better to me
My dog Bart
He's got heart
We'll never part
It's plain to see
That he's a friend to me
My dog Bart
Long day at work I just want to go home
The wife's out shopping so I'll be all alone
But Bart's sitting there just waiting to lick my face
He brings me a toy all covered in spit
He's tails waging like it's throwing a fit
A vase goes over now glass is all over the place
My dog Bart
Has no respect for art
We'll never part
It's plain to see
That he's a friend to me
I heart Bart