I have a friend that loves the gym so I thought of this song
Lyrics
I like to think of something that is special to me it's not a certain someone it's a rowing machine while you are fat I'll be getting slim
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I pray at the altar of the gym oh, I pray at the altar of the gym
I'll be doing biceps in the early morning while all of you slobs are still snoring my life is exciting yours is boring
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I'd be doing steriods if they didn't cause facial hairs I sleep with my dumbells just like their teddy bears the incline press is now my favorite chair
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