(verse 1)
It seems like everyone wants to go back to when they were a kid
They sit around thinking about all of the fun stuff that they did
Spring break and a lemonade stand
Their first kiss and their very first band
But not me
(chorus)
Because I get to have sex
I get to sit around in my underwear
If someone says that my room is a mess
Well I really don't care
I get to drink beer
I get to eat cupcakes for breakfast
No matter what they say
Being a grownup is the best
(verse 2)
Don't get me wrong things were great when I was a boy
I had a good family, lots of friends, I had a lot of toys
Now my job sucks and my boss is a jerk
I get too little money for too much work
But that's okay
(chorus)
