Name: Rats
Channel: Music:Heather T. Strong. Lyrics:Kate Connick
Description: Lighthearted, whimsical celebration of the rats that Scotties like to eat! You'll giggle and sing along, but you'll never accept a Scottie's dinner invitation after hearing this one.

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Lighthearted, whimsical celebration of the rats that Scotties like to eat! You'll giggle and sing along, but you'll never accept a Scottie's dinner invitation after hearing this one.

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Reminiscent of the sounds of Joni Mitchell, Carol King and Joan Baez, Heather T. Strong's music is idealistic, humorous and folksy. Most recently, she co-wrote

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Song Info

Genre

Acoustic • Acoustic Folk

Charts

Peak #51

Peak in subgenre #12

Author

Music:Heather T. Strong. Lyrics:Kate Connick

Rights

Heather T. Strong & Kate Connick

Uploaded

June 16, 2004

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 2:48

Lyrics

Rats, rats, a gourmet food;
Some might find the idea rude,
But a Scotty's always in the mood
To eat a juicy rat.

Broiled, sauteed, almondine;
Marbled, even extra-lean;
The trick's to get the darn thing clean.
To eat a juicy rat.

Julia Child had no clue.
The best meat for the family stew
Isn't one that utters moo.
To eat a juicy rat.

No rat parts ever go to waste.
Savor the entire taste.
Then use the tail to floss in haste.
To eat a juicy rat.

Harvest from the wood or city.
Way too big for someone's kitty;
To miss out would just be a pity.
To eat a juicy rat.

Rats, rats, a gourmet food;
Some might find the idea rude,
But a Scotty's always in the mood
To eat a juicy rat.

A Scotty's made for stuff like this;
Not some poodly little priss.
His angry, toothy, fatal kiss
To eat a juicy rat.

Roof and Norway rat agree.
It's in a Scotty's pedigree
To be a chef of high degree.
To eat a juicy rat.

The day may come, you may regret
Having any other pet
Should a nest of rats you get.
To eat a juicy rat.

A Scotty earns his keep this way,
Although such culinary games are play.
Preparing rat just makes his day.
To eat a juicy rat.

Rats, rats, a gourmet food;
Some might find the idea rude,
But a Scotty's always in the mood
To eat a juicy rat.

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