Someone Else's Face © words and music by C. Stewart / Tom Wilson ( Aug 7, 2014 ) CHORUS........... Cousin link was mister Kink The Eyelasher King He played rubberneck guitar His naked maid would sing She sang painful songs about The bumblebees they caught Cousin link was dressed in pink His naked maid was not link had borrowed someone's ear And glued it on real tight Popped in the mayors eyeballs For 20/20 sight Her nose was flown from Cleveland It came in on the double Undesireables like to stay One step ahead of trouble Attached it to a different place a Girl With Someone Else's Face link was pink and in disguise The FBI was so surprised Repeat CHORUS....