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Steve Witz Settin For the new generation of hip-hop
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Peak in subgenre #1
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Authentic Replica Inc.
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June 15, 2004
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Lyrics
Jewtorican I say wassup esse and im wearin khakis
I chill at the temple sippin coronas carryin latchkeys
You cant step to the mixed cause I go right past this
Jewtorican ill slash ya tires then ill slash ya taxes
JEWTORICAN
Moms wanted me to be an accountant what happened
Im a account ya body bags and get the star of david in platinum
JEWTORICAN
We can name the names and yet none of yall wudda careda
Cuz the most famous oen of us that u knos geraldo rivera
Swear on the ten commandments cuz moses my homeboy
Best parade in the city but im schizvtin it oy veyy
JEWTORICAN
Ya computers got a glitch so im hear to be the fixa
I invite adam sandler and fat joe to my bar mtizavh
JEWTORICAN
And it aint even funny dunny im stereotypin unsbutla
Jewtoricans fit 20 people large in their bm dubba ya
JEWTORICAN
Cuz even my taste pattern has changed since ive noticed whatsupa
I was a fan of the matzah I topped it off wit sum salsa
JEWTORICAN( hook)
Which means im part jewish and part Rican take ya pick
Either or just remember I only spare one quarter for the wish
JEWTORICAN
The ladies know we get to freakin wit the maneschevitz
But they cannot have it have it
And the streets cant hold me better respect it
Wit the torah in my hand and boriquas right on their necklace
Convey the message when I direct this
Jewtoricans don't pull gats but they got the good dialecta
I aint woody allen looking to confuse me aight papi
Another jewtoricans the dude from sabado gigante
Mix the Hebrew caliente thinking im slick wit it
From freddy prinze to john leguizamos kids
We under appreciated like the value of the dollar
Yall wanna say Holler we wanna say ChALLAH
We seem leagues of our own but we aint really aprta
Two residents one in manhattan and one in the Spanish harlem
NEW YORK bred either way you can take it
I say the bruch'a wit the latin kings so I made it
Wearin the Abercrombie undercover like pockets
The Rican side just don't understand how gangsta my yamika is
JEWTORICAN
Which means im part jewish and part Rican take ya pick
Whether u surrender or not u makin the wish
JEWTORICAN
The ladies know we get to freakin wit the maneschevitz
JEWTORICAN
But they cannot have it have it
Nah I aint got the orthodox don't get it twisted
But my gifilta fish has good the whole hood starin at bitches
Suddenly my ricanness comes out but the honkys tell me im a fooler
Fuck that I ride on wit angie martinez and Jacob the jewler
Flabbergastered these bastids im gonan take them apart
Panic like jewish mothers but I was jewtorican from the start
I don't mess with the likes of those like fran drescher in throwbacks
But u can catch me playin ball wit ricky martin and koufax
This is just a pun on ya whole society
From the goyim out of west to the jewtoricans in poverty
No one steals the spotlight b
Unless you down for an investment call my number cuz u know that's my industry
Im hardcoastin stock broking but don't get the wrong aroma
U mess wit ma aficomon ima leave u in an aficoma
Struggling from the neck up federalis named Ya'acov knows this
Singin he made her jewtorican who? Jennifer lopez
Which means im part jewish and part Rican take ya pick
JEWTORICAN
Some people think im sick or people think it sticks
JEWTORICAN
The ladies know we get to freakin wit the maneschevitz
JEWTORICAN
But they cannot have it have it
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