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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #40
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd.
Rights
2015
Uploaded
August 12, 2015
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:43
Lyrics
[4/4, brightly]
WHEN I FOUND THE INTERNET (2015)
--J. Wrabek
1.
C F
There’s a fellow in Nigeria with cash he needs to hide,
C D7 G
And a babe in Siberia that wants to be my bride;
C F
One just needs my credit card, the other my I.D.,
C G C
And a world of possibilities will open up for me.
2.
I can buy a mansion for me and my new bride,
And lots of Viagra so I can keep her satisfied;
And if the next door neighbors ever start to bitch and whine,
I can take ‘em out with that nuclear bomb that I can buy online.
CHORUS:
F C
I’ve got long-lost relatives I never knew were there,
D7 G
And they’re all really wealthy, and they all want to share;
C F
I never knew how fascinating my life could get
C G C
Till I got me a computer and I found the Internet.
2.
There’s a hundred politicians that want my vote this fall,
And once I have my money, I think I'll buy them all;
I hear that a President’s a nifty thing to own—
I’ll wrap one up for my Baby Doll when I bring her home.
CHORUS
4.
I’ll get me some tax shelters Uncle Sam can’t reach,
And we’ll enjoy my money on some nice, exotic beach;
And if Baby Doll wants children, and doesn’t have the time,
I’ll make ‘em with that 3-D printer that I found online.
CHORUS
BRIDGE:
F C
If I didn’t have the Internet, I never would have known
D7 G
I’d won the Irish Lottery a couple days ago;
C F
I didn’t even buy a ticket! But they said that that’s okay—
C G C
Just tell ‘em ‘bout my bank account, and they’ll send the cash today.
CHORUS
TAG:
C G C
I got me a computer and I found the Internet.
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