The Girl In The Camouflaged Thong
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Lyrics
The Girl In The Camouflaged Thong
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Jan 8, 2015 )
I had the hots
For a corn fed girl
With a checkered past
Just like Merle
We lived outside
In a two man tent
Her part-time job
Wouldn't pay the rent
We'd hunt, and we'd fish
Before we said goodnight, we kissed
But she only existed in my song
She girl in the camouflaged thong
Her husky voice
Had manly whispers
Big ol' bushy
Female whiskers
We didn't drink beer
But we hit the bong
And sang those good
Old prison songs
Yeah we'd hunt, and we'd fish
Before we said goodnight, we kissed
But she only existed in my song
The girl in the camouflaged thong
But something went terribly wrong
Now I'm FACE DOWN, FLOATING IN THE RIVER x 2
And It's gonna take a longtime to forgive her
But I will, because.......
She only existed in my song
The girl in the camouflaged thong
