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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #124
Peak in subgenre #18
Author
J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd.
Rights
2011
Uploaded
March 16, 2015
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:11
Lyrics
[4/4, slow & sleazy Gospel]
POLE DANCING FOR JESUS (2011)
--J. Wrabek
[THE RAP: This is a true story—at least it was on FOX News, and there are people who will tell you if it was on FOX News, it has to be true. There is a Christian women’s group in Texas that has started an exercise program cazlled “Pole Dancing for Jesus.”]
1.
C
There’s a storefront church in Galveston
F
Where the lights go up when the sun goes down
C G
In a neighborhood where they don’t serve wines and cheeses
C
On a stage that’s trimmed with Christmas lights
F
They’re offerin’ up salvation ev’ry night—
C G C
Come on down, and let’s go pole dancin’ with Jesus.
2.
They tried it once at the shopping mall
But it didn’t go over very well at all
Folks stared, and the ambience was freezin’;
In here, it’s warm, and the lights are dim
And the sinners just keep pourin’ in—
Come on down, and let’s go pole dancin’ with Jesus.
CHORUS:
F
Leave your inhibitions at the door
C
You won’t need them any more
G
And you can tithe with your MasterCards and VISAs;
C
Strip yourself free from sin
F
Sweatin’ to those Gospel hymns—
C G C
Come on down and let’s go pole dancin’ with Jesus.
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK (IF ANYONE CAN PLAY LEAD)
3.
When the heavens open wide
To bring the righteous ones inside
We’ll be there with our smiles and pleased t’meetchas;
There’ll be halos for us all
When we get that clarion call
And we’ll all be pole dancin’ with Jesus.
CHORUS:
Leave your inhibitions at the door
You won’t need them any more
And you can tithe with your MasterCards and VISAs;
Strip yourself free from sin
Sweatin’ to those Gospel hymns—
Come on down and let’s go pole dancin’ with Jesus.
REPEAT LAST LINE OF CHORUS TO END
© 2011 J. Wrabek. All the usual rights reserved just in case. No poles were harmed in the writing of this song.
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