.:part1:the.miracle.of.birth:. .:ping!!.hailing.from.the.incest. capital.of.the.world,(derry),with.the exception.of."the.canadian".from. greece,incest.are.a.five-piece.merry. family. .:it.was.back.in.the.day,three.months.ago,when.two.creative.genie-asses.and.one. master-basser.by.the.names.of.dave,scruff.and.moroney.found.a.small.foetus.with chronic.tourettes.syndrome.wandering.through.the.metropolis.of.foyleside:. .:they.decided.to.take.him.under.their.wings.and.adopt.him.as.their.drummer.however even.with.their.latest.addition.they.still.found.themselves.short.un.mostresticator. (vocalist).after.several.problems.this.space.was.finally.filled.with.the.slightly.wider.jill-abusing,mickey(renamed.jack).now.that.the.force.was.with.them,a.new.obstacle.arose. for.the.men.in.tights,having.as.much.name.as.............@!*&?.step.in.the.vertically. challenged.germit.the.bumming.frog:. .:although.few.are.aware.of.incest's.origins,it.was.actually.the.result.of.jeremy's.love.for. french.swimming.bags.and.grafitti.which.culminated.into.the.now.incest.phenomenon. with.inspiration.coming.from.such.diverse.orifices.as.the.ear.and.the.nose.as.well.as. the.dark,scary.place:. .:the.trio.began.to.inflict.horror.upon.derry's.population.of.old-age.pensioners.with. their."devilishly.loud.rock.music".on.their.tour.of.retirement.homes.however.as.the. band.has.become.such.mainsteam.musical.whores.over.the.weeks,selling.their.souls. and.getting.naked.for.any.gig.possible.they.will.soon.be.doing.the.same.to.you.at.your. local.muscial.entertainment.auditorium:. .:and.they.lived.happily.ever.after:. .:the.end:. .:"peaceout,get.naked,make.love,smile.on.your.brother,lots.of.love..........." .:INCEST:. .:co-written.by.dave.and.germ:.