Velkro Merkin is a blues-rock-progressive-whatever jam-band. Jeff, Pat, Chris, Marc and Bill all play whatever instruments they feel like in the moment.
A parody of every Hawaiian Reggae song there is.
Pat - Vocals, Drums, that siren thing
Jeff - Bass, congas, sax
Marc - Rhythm Guitar
Bill - Ukekele, Slide Guitar
Chris - We're not sure man
Lyrics
The lawn is knee high
And so am I
Forgot which direction to mow in
Another lap 'round the house
How 'bout that Minnie Mouse
And then a puff is what get's me goin'
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Need a spliff or a spleef
Before raking the leaves
A quick meeting with the bong
Yard work in no time
Gets to be fine
When you put yourself in the right state of mind
Driving in my yard
And what happens next
The cops pull me over and take away me sess
The mower still is running
And I'm thinking it gone
But you can't do much when your facedown in your own lawn
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