The Old You Was Hotter V1 I heard you're climbing mountains And wearing North Face gear Hanging with a sporty crowd You've cut your ties with here V2 I heard you're lifting dumbbells That make your muscles grow Show your pecs in fitted Tees And all the girls go 'whooooaaaa!' Pre-chorus But don't forget I knew you when And you were oh so different then Chorus The old you was hotter Yeah, full of nerdy charm [With] geeky thick glasses [And] skinny freckled arms The new you might pull the chicks They fly like ducks to water But awkward, pale and lanky The old you was hotter V3 I heard you're wingsuit flying And jumping ocean waves Don't like cherry soda now You're drinking perrier Pre-chorus But I recall the way you were And I know this for sure Chorus The old you was hotter Yeah, full of nerdy charm [With] geeky thick glasses [And] skinny freckled arms The new you might pull the chicks They fly like ducks to water But awkward, pale and lanky The old you was hotter Bridge I still miss that boy I kissed Behind the bingo hall When the world Oh when the world – and you – were small Chorus The old you was hotter Yeah, full of nerdy charm With geeky thick glasses And skinny freckled arms The new you might pull the chicks They fly like ducks to water But awkward, pale and lanky The old you was hotter © 2012 Donna Devine (lyrics) Kahira Sebire (ukelele & vocals)