I WANTED TO SATIRE WHINY GIRL SONGS BUT ALSO DO A SATIRE ON BOB DYLAN
Lyrics
JUST ANOTHER GIRL SONG
VERSE:
SHE SMEARS MAKE-UP ON HER FACE
AND PUTS HER TAMPON IN THE WRONG PLACE
SHE HAS NEVER BEEN TOO SMART
ANOTHER MAN JUST TORE OUT HER HEART
FROM EATING SHE IS GETTING STOUT
TIME TO PULL THE VIBRATOR OUT
CHORUS:
IT’S JUST ANOTHER GIRL SONG
ABOUT HOW LIFE HAS GONE WRONG
IT’S JUST ANOTHER GIRL SONG
LET’S HOPE IT’S NOT TOO LONG
VERSE:
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ISSUES
AS SHE OPENS ANOTHER BOX OF TISSUES
SHE GETS BEAT UP AND THROWN DOWN ON THE FLOOR
BUT ALWAYS COMES BACK FOR MORE
AND HAPPY ENDINGS ARE A MIRAGE
AS SHE SETTLES FOR A MASSAGE
CHORUS:
VERSE:
HER LIFE IS REALLY HARD
SHE ALWAYS GETS THE BAD CARD
EVERTHING IS ONE BIG DRAMA
WITH LOTS OF EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
AND SHE IS NOT TOO BRIGHT
NEVER FINDS MISTER RIGHT
CHORUS:
