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Its UK Hip-Hop but not as you know it...
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July 17, 2014
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First off the bat lets start with Pam
Used to fuck the crazy bitch in the back of the tour van
She had the biggest gaping asshole you'll ever see
Didn't use my fist I could put in my fuckin knee
Couldn't feel a thing so in the end I had to ditch her
And thinking back she wasn't a patch on Clarissa
Pale and white, she always looked ill
But that really matter with my cock in her grill
She had a long assed tongue, a g-spot tickler
Kept her starving in a cage, just to make her look sicker
Took me round the world like my name was Alan Whicker
Splashing her with cum like holy water from a vicar
Another lady by the name of Simone
She Used to call a taffy up when in the house alone
She knew my reputation as an ace ass-tapper
But she didn't fancy me she just wanna fuck a rapper
Took tapes to her crib on the nights I went to dip her
Liked banging to the stereo blasting 'British Shit Kicker'
And I met a middle eastern girl called Ayat
Had me up in her asshole, facing mecca on a prayer mat
had to blow her out, leave her reading the koran
Cos she refused to swallow my man jam, because of ramadan
Unlike a spoilt girl with a double barrelled name
Sexy as hell, first name was Charmaine
Said she was a virgin, never tasted a cock
Held up my hand and said please bitch stop
My homie Lionel knows you and you're dirty as hell
He had you sperm swapping with your mum called Chantelle
And I could tell behind the jewellery and the spray on tan
That this bitch likes to suck more cock than Gok Wan
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Knew this nationalist Welsh girl, called Morag
Liked copulating whilst tied up with chains and ball-gag
Had a dragon tatt, told me that her father was a miner
Used to moan in Welsh when I was deep in her vagina
She'd meet me after gigs, bring me rarebit and leeks
Insatiable honey, leave her shittin' funny for weeks
Once i called her for some sex, after a show in Devon
But she blew me fuckin off, cos she refused to cross the severn!
And this girl called Leah, well I had to try and see her
Once I paid a visit during a bout of diarreah
She wanted to lick my booty, got her tongue up and then…
imodium malfunction, never saw her again
like girls deviant, like girls dirty
Like this girl Sam, big tits, about thirty
Butter wouldn't melt until she's back at my place
Get me to fuck her with a dildo while I piss in her face
Ride that ass like a rapist all night its a thrill
Until the next morning when she gave me a bill
My fault, I should be more careful who I date
So I chased her with a hammer, and she made her escape
Then I met a chinese chick, called herself Kwong
Complained about me fucking cos my cocks too long
she fingered herself and stuck to oral of course
She said my semen tasted like Hoi-Sin sauce
Asked me to lick her, no way no how
said I draw the fuckin line at eating fish kung pao
I don't discriminate, even banged a few cripples
Clamping on they nipples, bang that ass until it ripples
Old bitches, young bitches, blind, deaf, dumb bitches
screw in the recovery room banging out those stitches
Yeah, I doubt my mom would understand it
Call me the Fritzl of love or the Punani bandit
