The world according to Andrew Cumforth
Probably the strangest band to emerge from the Isle of Wight...
The Stationary Shop Boys are Dan Brown and James Haskin. For years they have been making quality rock music tackling important issues such as old people invading, capricious nonsense and how much they rock.
They are now known as The Brothers SShop and whilst this page covers up to their album Sinister Witches, more up to date information can be found at http://sshop.freewebsitehost.net
Story behind the song
This is a song that just contains many of the odd things said by Andrew Cumforth, a strange person from school.
Lyrics
Riding a horse,
Backflip forwards,
Patting it's ass,
See if I'm dead or not
Solutions,
Solutions,
Solutions,
For small people
Gettting stuck in a light bulb,
Or being charged by horses,
Use my solutions,
But it wouldn't be just as fun
Solutions,
Solutions,
Solutions,
For small people
Cack,
It's all about cack,
Blue cacky,
Green cacky,
Total cackness
Red cacky,
What the cackness,
I don't even know Great Aunt Agnus,
Bazooka that verucca,
With an M16 RPG rocket launcher
Cack,
It's all about cack,
Blue cacky,
Green cacky,
Total cackness
Solutions,
Solutions,
Solutions,
For small people
Cack,
It's all about cack,
Blue cacky,
Green cacky,
Total cackness
Cack
Total cackness
Cack,
It's all about cack,
Blue cacky,
Green cacky,
Total cackness
Solutions,
Solutions,
Solutions,
For small people
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