Rappers Delight 04' BBC Mix
Rappers Delight with a BBC twist.
Funny, crazy Hip beats that will knock your ass on the floor till you cant laugh no more.
This be the greatest thing to happen to Hip-Hop Comedy since...well, nevermind, it just is the greatest.
Story behind the song
BBC thought that Rappers Delight hadn't been covered enough times so they thought they should cover it one more time.
Lyrics
*Loosey Goosey*
- Check it out, L to the O to the O again with the s-e-y, they call me Loosey Goosey man
cause I understand about the beats that'll never die. I bring the black boyz crew wide into
view because we rap like a video game. While level one's fun you better watch your back
because the difficulty always change. Everytime I go to the store its hard because I never
get the things I want, all the ladies in line try to squeeze my behind and its getting to
hard to walk. Now the things that get me all hot inside are the things that I love the most,
I call'em tig-ole-bitties with a side of ass and alittle bit of toast, but first I gotta
scooby dooby a ruby to the boobie say we want the funk so lets get crunk and dance till you
cant just dance no more and get all your bodies out on the floor. Well I cant understand why
you would listen to anyone else but me, but next on the mic is B-I-G come on now big smackey
*Big Smackey*
- I can do a lot of stuff like the mash potatoe, I can do it in my room or the elevator. Its
amazing all the things that my ass can do, but its even more special when im humping you. I
can do you on the floor, I can do you in air, we can do it on the stage when im rappin there
it doesnt matter to me because im a freak and we can do it in the kitchen on my golden sink.
I said I was crusin just the other day and I came across this girl named Mary Jane. I said
shes a cutey and thats why shes hot but shes got a man on the other block. I said "Hey
little girl what you doin there, are you waiting for your boy with the underwear." She said
"Shut the hell up you piece of crap, hes the best boyfriend that ive ever had. and he can
kick your ass with his spiderweb, and he can spin ya in the air like he just dont care. Hes
not the man with the big red S hes the spiderman and hes the second best." Well I said thats
it, I gotta have this bitch theres only one thing to say "Imma superhero too and I can beat
that foo. They call me Nigga with an escalade." She said "Damn nigga man are you really that
cool. are you the badest mofo in the neighborhood?" I said "Bitch you know that im the
coolest cat, so ditch the spiderman with the goofey mask." And then I couldnt believe with
my own two eyes I saw the spiderman come from the skies and he said "Hey Smackey if you want
your life, you better stay away Mary Janes my wife." So if you ever run into a girl
like this, just walk away cause shes a super bitch. I said super btiches, they are the worst
but they give this line in my mega verse. Rock it out, rubber ducky, rubbery ducky to the
scrubby give me lots of huggies and you cant stop dancing to this beat I drop and soon the
world will know BBC is hot. When I spit I spit like a champion, all the girls wanna love me
but thats treason, I cant be the best if Ive got a kid but sooner or later im sure he'll
drop in. And well have a little laugh and thatll be that, and Ill give him some money to
catch he bus back. He dont need to love me thats ok with me, cause imma get another kid when
he's bored with me. Im the host with the most im the CIA, and if you think you've got a rap
it wont be today, because Ill sink your ship and Ill watch it crash but if you say your real
sorry I might scratch your ass. Its ok to be afraid your not the only one, theres a lot of
other suckas that'll run from us. We the BBC theres no stopping this, we the ones thats
gonna change this rapping biz. Now imma pass the mic to my friend LG hes the illest rapper
that ive ever seen, hes gonna hit you with a line from the past so come LG and just drop it
fast.
*Loosey Goosey*
-I say a can of beer that's sweeter than honey, like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet, like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs, like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good, like a tree
