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Song Info
Genre
Charts
#1,238 today
Peak #81
#148 in subgenre
Peak #11
Author
J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd.
Rights
2014
Uploaded
June 10, 2014
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:08
Story behind the song
If you have dinner wsith a veterinarian, they will invariably talk shop, and you will learn all sorts of weird things. And there will be a song in it.
Lyrics
[4/4, deliberate blues]
LICK YOUR DINNER PLATE CLEAN (2014)
--J. Wrabek
1.
Beefalos can’t reproduce, their scrotums are too small;
It’s a wonder how we manage to get beefalos at all,
‘Cause they’re sterile…
And that don’t mean that they’re clean;
Enjoy ‘em while you can, and be sure to lick your dinner plate clean.
2.
You get a hinny when a jenny and a stallion get it on;
If it’s a mare and a donkey, you got mules bein’ born;
They’re all sterile…
And it makes ‘em kinda mean;
Stay out of their pasture while they’re licking their dinner plates clean.
3.
Unicorns liked virgins—they liked them a lot,
But it’s hard to have children when a virgin’s all you’ve got;
They’re extinct now…
Disappeared from the scene;
The unicorns are gone, too, just like someone licked the dinner plate clean.
4.
Dinosaurs laid eggs, out on the valley floor,
But then the comet struck and they weren’t there any more;
They were fertile…
They just got blown to smithereens;
It could happen to you—be sure to lick your dinner plate clean.
5.
If me and you were the only people left alive
We’d want to do our part to help the human race survive;
I’m not sterile…
And I got really good genes;
Come on over to my place, I’ll lick your dinner plate clean.
TAG:
[SPOKEN] We need to practice—
[SUNG] Come on over to my place, I’ll lick your dinner plate clean.
© 2014 J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd. All the usual rights reserved just in case. No animals, extinct or otherwise, were harmed in the writing of this song.
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