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Asparapuss
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"Not quite a veggie, not quite a cat"
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This is mainly the Collaboration page of 'The Bouy', not a band as such just a place to showcase my contributions to other folks stuff, and where I perform my alchemy when conceiving or prototyping my own tracks
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Genre
Metal • Alternative Metal
Charts
#1,608 today Peak #12
#315 in subgenre Peak #4
Author
The CHB
Uploaded
March 24, 2014
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MP3 7.8 MB • 160 kbps • 6:48
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In the beginning Where nobody knows A fearsome opponent Is said to arose Some DNA Pool Got cross pollinated A terrible plant-cat Was somehow created Vicious and hateful Dispenser of death Laid waste to millions With just its raw breath Rivers of lava Wherever he spat Not quite a veggie And not quite a cat Asparapuss Tall green and furry A sight to behold Watch as his merciless Plans will unfold Leader of minions Oppressor of men Brought up from hell A Cardinal sin Vicious and hateful Dispenser of death Laid waste to millions With just its raw breath Rivers of lava Wherever he spat Not quite a veggie And not quite a cat Bow before asparapuss Bow before asparapuss Bow before asparapuss Guns they were useless We threw them aside Kitty repellent We tried and we tried Defoliation It had to be done We had to find ways To make the chlorophyl run Vicious and hateful Dispenser of death Laid waste to millions With just its raw breath Rivers of lava Wherever he spat Not quite a veggie And not quite a cat Bow before asparapuss Bow before asparapuss Bow before asparapuss (Spoken as a fighter pilot): Ground control This is f104 We are ready for our ddt run We are about 20 km out flying in at an approach vector of 120degrees Tell the ground troops to clear out We'll take care of things from here The B2s are right behind us with a hefty dose of agent orange We have one chance to wipe this thing out. We are going to destroy that evil cat-vegetable monster. Or see you in hell. Tell my wife I love her and I hope to see her for dinner Over
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