I've never been a fan of homosexuals and my dislike of them is what motivated me to write this song. This song and Lesbian Chicks Go Get A Dick complement each other.
Lyrics
Back in high school I knew some guys
That didn't like girls like that cause they were weird
They like to shop and do girly things
But things weren't always as they appeared
One day one came up to me and wispered in my ear
Next thing I knew he was grabbing my ass!
I freaked out and hit him in his face
He said thats the last time he'll make a pass
Woooowoowowo he was a homo
Woooowoowowo he made a no no
After that they kept their hands off of me
I started to notice their lil groups
Brand new clothes and spiffy hair
They look like a bunch of homo troops
Keep your private ways to yourself
Like that sick hip thrusting
Fuckin each other in the asshole
Man thats disgusting, really disgusting
Woooowoowowo girls not gays
Woooowoowowo till the end of days
Woooowoowowo girls not gays
Woooowoowowo till the end of days