How Can I Hide An Elephant © words and music by Michael LeBlanc/C. Stewart (Feb. 17, 2014 ) How can I hide an elephant I sure would like to know I'd like to keep him as my pet I don't want to let him go I'd dress him in an afghan Like a couch with lots of funk His ears could be a ceiling fan He'd blow jazz from his trunk How can I hide an elephant I stole from the city zoo I'll supply the food and rent And love from you know who I'd put him in out the backyard He'd like my little pool Surround him with banana trees To let him know I'm cool How can I hide an elephant Old coveralls won't do I just hope he's celibate Cause I can not hide two
